May 2013
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If you don’t text your friend 5 in the morning to explain why you didn’t go to the gym and then gossip about people and things you mutually dislike then you are not friends.
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so ever since I changed my text tone to that Kim Possible alert sound I can’t help myself but to dramatically grab my phone and say “so what’s the sitch!?” every time I get a text message.
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Listen
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robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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does anyone still pretend they are asleep to avoid
a) chores
b) talking to your parents
or c) both
I can’t figure out my neopets account password and my pets have been dying for over seven years now what do I do.
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REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY...
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koufax:
season finales will ruin your summer
series finales will ruin your life
GREY’S. why. WHY. WHY.
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My mom woke me up because my nightlight changes colors and she was trying to set it to stay at one color so she kept clicking it until it stopped at a color she liked and she seriously did this for 5 mins and now I can’t go back to sleep thx a lot.
its a 3 stage evolutionary ... →
nicoleelewis:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
indonesian-naruto:
its a 3 stage evolutionary line and theyre gonna be based on
tiny fluffball stage
lanky stage
majestic fluffball stage
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Omg. Mia exactly.
Yep. This is exactly how it works.
“Whoever said ‘What you don’t know can’t hurt you’, was a complete and total...”
– Meredith Grey - ‘Into You Like a Train’ (Season 2, Episode 6)
“People change but they don’t change.”
– Meredith Grey
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Watchtyleroakley:
Me, when an ambulance drives by.
April 2013
30 posts
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cratur:
part of me wants to be really skinny and wear cute skinny jeans and crop tops and drink coffee and smoke cigarettes and another part of me wants to have a really fit body and be dominant and stuff and the other part of me wants to not care how i look and eat whatever i want and be proud of it
“…I wanted to get to San Francisco, everybody wants to get to San Francisco and...”
– On the Road (The Original Scroll) by Jack Kerouac (via jmscheepers)
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gotitforcheap:
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herestonow:
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